dear bridgette wilson & demi moore, you guys were my first crushes when i was little, why do you guys aging so quickly

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Gw bukannya mau sombong, tapi gw udh 5 taun sekolah di luar negri.

Akhirnya gw mempelajari sesuatu yg mungkin bisa membantu cowo2 indonesia yg mau cari pacar bule

Banyak temen2 gw yg jago banget bikin cewe2 keliyengan

Akhirnya gw mempelajari gerak geriknya dan mencoba mempraktektan

Pick up line yg kyk gmn sih yg beneran bisa berhasil?

sebelum gw mulai gw mau kasih tau kl gw bukan tipe yg brengsek

Pickup lines yg bakal gw kasih contoh bukan untuk dipersalah gunakan untuk 1 night stand

Mereka berfungsi untuk mencari pacar

Kl anda disini untuk 1 night stand, saya peringatkan untuk berhenti baca note ini

OK

kita mulai………..

Bagi anda2 yg sering berpergian ke tempat2 wisata yg dipenuhi dengan bule2 (seperti bali, lombok, gili, thailand dll) pick up lines ini akan sangat bermanfaat.

Here we go…

Tampang bukan segalanya: anda hanya perlu percaya diri yg tinggi dan tunjukan bahwa anda memiliki kontrol dalam situasinya

ketika anda sedang di bar/restaurant/club pergi ke lokasi yg bisa memberi anda pandangan yg bagus untuk mencari wanita yg anda inginkan (fishing)

ketika anda sudah menemukan wanita anda, selalu pandang wajah dia sampai dia melihat anda balik.

ini part yg sudah mulai penting

Ketika dia melihat balik, anda hitung berapa detik dia melihat anda

Sangat penting untuk dia melihat anda lebih dari 2 detik

Percaya sama gw!

Jika dia melihat anda kurang dari 2 detik, mungkin anda harus melakukan tahap fishing lagi

Kita hanya butuh 2 detik pandangan mata untuk tau apakah si wanita sama sekali tidak interested dengan anda

Setelah 2 detik pandangan, anda langsung, dan gw ulang, LANGSUNG! datengin wanita itu.

Jangan pernah lepas pandangan anda dari dia, terus pandang

Jangan senyum berlebih, kl berlebih nanti dikira org maniac sex

ketika anda sudah sampai di depan wanita itu, pegang pingulnya

jangan terlalu di atas, jangan terlalu di bawah

terlalu diatas berarti anda disitu untuk membelikan dia minuman semaleman dan anda akan di tinggal dengan dompet kosong

terlalu di bawah anda akan dikira orang maniac sex sekali lagi, dan mungkin kena tampar.

Pertama yg anda akan bilang adalah: “Hi, I’m……(fariz)……” atau siapa pun nama anda

Dengan memperkenalkan diri sendiri anda memberikan dia kenyamanan, dan jangan lupa untuk senyum (tp jangan berlebih)

Setelah itu tanya nama dia “whats your name?

setelah itu datang part yg penting

ANDA HARUS MEMBUAT MEREKA TERTAWA/MENGATAKAN TERIMA KASIH

pick up lines seperti:

*ngeluarin hape “ok, im gonna take a pic of you and send it to santa, so he’ll know what do i want for christmas”

atau

cari accessories dia yg mencolok dan bilang “omg i love your dress/hat, thats why i came all the way over here just to tell you that you look amazing on it”

Biasanya bule selalu bersama temannya. Setelah anda mengeluarkan jurus barusan “pick up line” anda pura2 mencuekin cewe itu dan beralih bicara dengan temannya

Tapi jangan lupa untuk terus memegang pinggulnya

Bilang ke temennya keras2 agar cewe anda bisa mendengar juga “your friend here is amazing, shes perfect, i was standing right over there and her beauty is like dragging me to come”

mulai memperkanalkan diri anda ke teman2nya (salaman & small talk)

jangan terlalu lama cuekin cewe anda,tarik ulur

di stage ini gw yakin dia udah mulai nyaman.

Jika anda di klub ajak dia ke dance floor, jauhkan cewe anda dari temannya

ketika temannya balik untuk menjemput dia, langsung tanya nomer tlp cewe anda

Jika anda di restaurant/bar. ask for her number straight away

ketika anda sudah akan berpisah dengan dia, anda tarik tangannya dan bilang “give me a hug” dan cium pipinya (seperti teman)

tunggu keesokan harinya untuk tlp dia (arrange a dinner/lunch)

*Preferably dinner

dan sekarang tugas saya sudah selesai, selamat mencoba

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ive been saying that jakarta is home, but then, when i think about it, in 1 year i only stayed in jakarta for about 2 months in the past 5 years. where am i on the other 10 months? Malaysia, Switzerland and London. i have this confusion to determine ‘where is home’ for me. im starting to loose the feeling of jakarta as a home and i dont know is that good or bad?.

first 2 years i always have “omg i wanna go back home so bad” feeling. then it started to fade away. now its getting worse, not being mean, but i genuinely feel not missing anyone in jakarta. if there anyone out there knows what am i facing right now can you please give me some advice….

but at the end of the day, this is the life that i chose, this is probably what it takes to be successful and i want to be successful as bad as i want to breathe.

ps. i took that picture by my self :p

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and finallyyy my love

im blessed what ive been given. There is no way im gonna throw away this amazing opportunity to study and i hope everyone who has the opportunity will not throw it away. But thats why we call it “hope”. Wake up and realize bro, not everyone has the opportunity like you have. For once for god sake just be smart when you make your choices. choosing to be stupid is definitely not an option bro. seriously just think about it man, how stupid are you to choose to be stupid? thats just way beyond retarded. are you fucked in the head bro? your dad and mom paid for ur university and guess what? you dont care. ok, how about if suddenly your parents are gone? now, you dont have the money and also THE BRAIN. now what tough guy? you think your friends gonna help you? oyeaa? guess what? they not gonna give a shit abt you man. they gonna give sympathy for sure, but not empathy bro. and how about if suddenly you have a baby to raise? you gonna feed em with what? getting loans from friends? family? how long do you think will it take for them to realize you wont be able to pay them back? since you have nothing in our brain except hangin out with ‘your buddies’ and get fucked up. the goddamn messed up thing is, you think youre goddamn smart. but the truth youre just a fuckin useless citizen of the world. people who take the advantage of what theyve given (study at school/college) think that they are talking to a “pembantu” or “supir” when they are talking to you. you just dont realize it bcz youre so goddamn fucking stupid and you chose to be one. so its time to goddamn open your eyes and wake the fuck up